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Difference
between a high school and a college
In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.......more
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College
Bites
Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the
last 15 minutes.Wake up, say "oh geez, better get
cracking" and do some gibberish work.........more
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What
the CollegeView books Don't Tell You
Quarters are like gold.
Be creative in the dining hall......more
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A
College Prayer
O Lord, hear my anxious plea
Calculus is killing me
I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'
And probably won't until the day I die
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Top
10 Similarities between MIT and Making Love
10.Sleepless nights
9.Integration by parts
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If
College Students Had Written The Bible
• Loaves and fishes replaced by pizza and chips.
• Ten Commandments are actually only five, but
because they are double-spaced and written in a large
font, they look like ten.
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Football
Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 WKS
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian
Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature,
law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of
Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
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